“Zambombazo”

“zambombazo” (Spanish), "bang" (English), “badaboum” (French), “estrondo” (Portuguese), “colpaccio” (Italian), “самбомбасо” (Russian), “knal” (Dutch)

Comrade Fidel Castro said he never used the word before. Bush made him do it, because that's the word which best characterizes Bush, “an apocalyptic person”. (Prensa Latina: Bush Expects Everything to be Solved with a Bang, Granma (in Spanish): Bush lo espera todo de un zambombazo)

I like that word, zambombazo. It sounds nice, much better than “bang” or “knal”... Moreover, el Commandante en jefe is right, Bush likes everything with a zambombazo. Remember that pretzel Bush almost choked on? It came out with a zambombazo. With one zambombazo decapitation strike, Bush tried to take out Saddam. Although that one was a fizzle. Hundreds of zambombazos couldn't incapacitate Osama and the shock and awe zambombazo didn't deter the Iraqi resistance. Baghdad out of control, try a zambombazo surge. Every zambombazo Bush ever tried isn't worth to be described by this beautiful Spanish word. Because it was never more than a small insignificant bang!

The scary thing is that Bush has his finger on the button to launch thousands of nuclear weapons and destroy the world in one big apocalyptic zambombazo to find out if God exists. The world should listen to Fidel's wise words: stop Bush before the final zambombazo.